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Reviews about Sunoco Gas Station

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  October 01, 2019, by Iosif Dzhugashvili
  So I arrive here after being chased out of Moscow by secret police to requisition some petrol. I walk in and there is some asian man running around saluting my greatest rival! He took my seat at art school once >:( then the dude couldn't even pass the first test, ran out yelling something about jews. But his inability to draw isn't the important thing. This asian man started drawing these silly symbols on the wall in ketchup. The guy behind the counter had enough of his "pranks" (as he called them while getting chased out of the store) and pulled out a sword and jumped over the counter. So I did the reasonable thing and shot the asian guy who was now trying to run through a glass door without opening it. The cashier gave me a coupon for being such a good samaritan! Also the Subway in the building is pretty good too. Reminds me a lot of back home in the Motherland. "Eat Fresh" What a good motto. Distracts from the fact all the bread is stale and moldy.
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  February 15, 2019, by Jackie Chan 3
  Today, comrades, I present the sacred anthem of the glorious institution of Sunoco. The generations of tomorrow and beyond will look back on this historic moment in awe and bewilderment. NATIONAL ANTHEM OF SUNOCO - The United franchise of the best gases Not the bearer of most car crashes Our little Sunoco will live on through The great Sunoco gas station Will befall unto the next generation And bring the glory of good price And squander those other gas station mice Long live the franchise Built in between the hills Sell everything from chips to fries And pay employees many bills Through days dark and stormy Where the great Owens led us Our eyes set upon the glory That he will lead us fro Our foes will tremble in great fear When we will force them to hear All about the low prices That we strived hard to achieve Long live the franchise Built in between the hills Sell everything from chips to fries And pay employees many bills